For Hazumu

For Hazumu
by Soro Asuta

Hazumu is a friend.
I know he’s been a good friend of mine.
But lately something’s changed
that ain’t hard to define.
Hazumu’s turned into a girl
and I want to make him mine.

11 Responses to “For Hazumu”


  1. 1 Haesslich

    I think Hazumu’s answer would be simple.

    “Uh… no.”

    :D

  2. 2 FortMan

    or Asuta will (as usual) fail to deliver the last line, and …

    “Of course Asuta, I’ll always be your friend”

    ^^;

  3. 3 Jeff Lawson

    You know, I’m actually kind of curious to see how many people get the underlying joke in this post. It’s not so much obscure as it is dated… it’s almost as old as I am.

  4. 4 Mobius

    They’re probably too young to even know who Madonna is, let alone Springfield… kids these days :*(

  5. 5 Kabitzin

    Oh noooes, got this song stuck in my head now!!!

    I play along with the charade,
    there doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
    You know, I feel so dirty
    When they start talking cute
    I wanna tell her that I love her,
    But the point is probably moot

  6. 6 Haesslich

    I’m so glad I wasn’t the one to bring that up. :D Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head…

  7. 7 GreyDuck

    Oh, wow. Okay, so it’s not my favorite Rick Springfield song…

    Yes. Yes, I have more than one Rick Springfield CD on my shelf. Stop that laughing. You all have something at least as snark-worthy in your collections, I just know it. Heh.

    Anyway, I nearly did a spit-take when I read this. Thank you, Jeff, for brightening an otherwise dreary morning. :-)

  8. 8 Blaise West

    Hazu’s_____
    I wish that I had Hazu’s_____
    I need to get in Hazu’s_____
    Can they make me a woman like that?

  9. 9 Jesse

    I WANNA TURN INTO A CUTE GIRL LOL

    HES LUCKY ^-^

  10. 10 hazumu-kun

    the answer is no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 11 Chuz

    She is very beautiful i lover her is perfect girl T_T
    I’m a dreamer boy ¬_¬

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